Saturday, April 25, 2009

Fourth Division – Greater Salt Lake Soccer League

Game
Check-in
Game Time
Home Team
Visiting Team
Field

124
10:15 AM
10:30 AM
Atletico Gitano
Superteam
Riverside Park

Notes
we should try to win the game

The game tomorrow has been cancelled do to adverse weather conditions. So we expect to hear from Josh Stewart about how it is a damn shame because he was really going to be at the game this time. Whatever Josh!

Super Team VS Redrum
Superteam approached the wet field of battle with passion in their hearts. All of the players sported a red armband in honor of Joshua Feinauer who could not be with them due to a tragic injury in game five. With such a great loss most teams would not bounce back, but not Superteam. They have used the sadness of losing the amazing Joshua and turned it into passion.

Our secret Korean weapon Koo Kim turned out for his first game, which also seemed to lift the crowd and the players. With the recent news reports saying that Superteam is all white all the time his presence on the team helps on many levels and will soon displace any rumors of racism on the team.

The two teams took the field. The opponent was Redrum. Why Redrum? What geniuses thought this would be a good name? No idea but I hate the name more than anything. It is supposed to mean murder backwards. What does that mean then. You are not …

Super Team Vs Leave It Blank

The past few games SuperTeam has been on the road down in Mexico. As we all know the only thing good that came from there was tacos and cheap hookers. Internet is about as foreign to them as a vehicle that is not an El Camino. With no Internet in our grasps we were unable to update you on the games up till our last against “Leave it Blank”

It is with Game 5 that we join you now. In SuperTeams continuous struggle to have everyone show up we started for the first time with 11 players. The excitement of finally having a fully maned team was apparent as we did not no where to place everyone. Once SuperTeam finally got organized the whistle blew and domination showed up as our 12th player. Leave it Blank was about as uncreative with the ball as they were with their team name.

Within 15 mins Chad Spere speared the top right portion of the net. 1 to nill. There was much cheering and the linemen had trouble keeping the …

Super Team vs Salt Lake Old Boys

As the sun gently blanketed the field with its golden rays a team emerged from the distance. With determination and home made jerseys their presence froze anyone near in their tracks. Salt Lake Old Boys looked on with fear and jealousy as Super Team put up the nets. Although SL Boys looked on with frightened hearts they had but a small glimmer of hope being that Super Team was down a man.

The whistle blew and the game began. Throw up and sweat filled Super Teams side. They were tired and it showed. They always show brilliance pre-game but once the game starts their true form is born. A poetry of trash talk filled the air. Names were used and half broken English was thrown at Super Team. Down 6-1 this was a battle of who could say what and use the best combos of filth and swear words. Lucky for Super Team they are all fluent in English.

Although both teams were flirting with the idea of fighting there was no blood shed. The only Red that was shown Saturday was that of a Red card and the sunburned bodies …